This is Not A Guide To Life

Are you feeling lost in an ever-changing world? Aimless on the seas of life, unsure of what to do or where to go? Are you looking for direction from a literary genius, celebrity, or popular religious icon?

This book is guaranteed to help with NONE OF THAT.

And why would you expect it to?

It's a book. Heck, not even that, really. Books are way longer. Heck, this synopsis will feel longer-

This book tangential object will contain:

- Words!

    - These words sometimes sound fresh out of a thesaurus! I didn't think of using one, and hopefully it doesn't show!

- Sentences!

    - They're like words, but longer.

- Ideas!

    - They're like sentences with meaning. Although they technically don't need words to exist as long as they stay in your head.

- Doodles~

    - There are hundreds of terrible doodles in here! I can't draw to save my life, but dang did I try!

This book related thing may contain a certain order of these to help you! Or it could be the ramblings of a man in his 20s suffering from a case of Everything™. It's short, so either way, you won't suffer for very long!

The world is a scary, scary place. And this book-lite is not going to magically fix that. But if you read it, you MIGHT be able to find a new way of navigating the hyper scary world. You MIGHT learn new ideas regarding various facets of your life.

You will DEFINITELY learn to stop reading self-help and guru books. I'll give that one to you for free. Stop reading those. Circular, egotistical, circumstantial dog piss. All of it.

Also, included for the sake of your sanity (and mine), are several doodles of varying quality! While they aren't answers to the life, universe, and everything, they sure are somewhat visually appealing! 

So whaddya say? Read it. Or don't. It's cool. I get it. It may not be for you. That's not sarcasm, by the way. If you don't want this, don't feel pressured to get it. I will say this though. There is exactly one cool drawing in here that doesn't look bad. It was a complete fluke. Like some Bob Ross, happy accident level stuff.

Just sayin'. Pretty cool~